ninja duckie
today miss big food decided to make me a ninja duckie. i’ve always wanted to be one, but no one ever made the outfit for me. so finally after so long of having dreams of becoming the one and only NINJA DUCKIE, i finally get to be one.
miss big foot got some paper and colored on it with the same smelly stuff she used to paint mah beak. i’m really glad she doesn’t use the dark kind on mah face though. QOL! and then she just taped it to me, but because she couldn’t get it like she wanted it, she kept ripping the sticky stuff on and off, and i know she thinks i don’t feel things. but that was no so cool. but you know with being a NINJA DUCKIE you have to not cry when things like that are happening to you. so, finally she got some even more stick stuff and she put that on… i don’t want to know what that’s going to feel like.
waddle, waddle, waddle…
here is the first picture, i’m hiding in the bushes. i was spying on the other big foots, and not only that but i was posing too. but, yew don’t know that. k? i like this picture, it’s going to be mah new profile pic.
i really liked this spot for mah, it was a good spot to hide. and not only that but i never got to sit on the ground before.
and here is one where i’m hiding in the bird nest, waiting for other birds. but no one came to see me, i guess they were jealous of mah outfit. and i really liked sitting in there, but it was time for mah to move of and go check some other stuff out.
waddle, waddle, waddle…
so i saw a good place to hide, but it was near a cactus. and i saw what was sticking out of it, and i saw mah butt, and then i saw the two together. and so i runned away.
waddle, waddle, waddle…
this is mah again, watching out for the house, and all the buggies that live in this. one even came out to see mah, but i told him to go back inside so he did.
i might have some more NINJA DUCKIE pictures coming soon. and this is the first of mah props that i will start collecting. QOL!
what do yew think bout this? i’m going to go get some new pictures for a new post later on, becwasue this was mah first NINJA DUCKIE experience. i’m going to go find some better hiding places. becwause apparently miss big foot thought i was posing to much and not being a real ninja, but she clearly has no ides what she’s talking about.
~ nubber duckie aka NINJA DUCKIE
