Nubber Duckie

so, i was thinking lately of how i live in las vegas, nv. and did yew guys know that living in vegas, i live right by that place called area 51, where all the green weird-eyed, aliens come to hang out with their big UFO ship thingies? yah… I know.

now, we have a few big feets that live round here and they like to wear these things on their heads that are really shiny and when the sun shines on them they’re BLINDING. so, i decided to find out what those were… and guess what i found out? they’re big head covers so that the aliens cannot read their brain, and all their thoughts. and so basically, i knew exactly what i had to do… i had to make something like that too. i was going to make a full-bodied suit, but yah know? i don’t wanna be made fun of.

and so now, i think i’m going to wear THIS instead of mah NINJA DUCKIE costume. i’ll be the ALIENS CAN’T READ MAH MIND DUCKIE! and it’s not like yew can even see mah new hat, right? it’s almost invisible. and guess what? since i’m wearing it right now, they dunno that i’m talking about them, so they’re not going to come and take mah away to alien-ville.

not that they would be reading mah mind anyways………………………right?

what do yew guys think of mah new hat? would yew like one too? okai, here is how yew make one encase yew live here or are just afraid they will try and get yew anyways.

• get shiny metal stuff that looks like paper only it isn’t.
• put it on yewr head.
• make it look like a cone… like mine.

now if yew wear it everyday, yew might get funny looks, but that’s okai. yewr brain is not being read like theirs. so it’s all good.

~ nubber duckie

herrow all yew everyones. so, all i have heard lately is bout this thing called the super bowl. now, i’m not big on what is going on with hoomans, but i thought i would check it out since it’s only wonce a year. i had miss. big foot make me a nice little soft area for mah to sit to watch the game… this is the beginning of it, and so i was pretty excited.

miss. big foot and her older big foots are not fans of the super bowl, and so i was the only one paying any attention. but, that’s okai. i watched for a bit, and nothing cool happened. ‘sept these big footed people kicking this brown thing, and then waddling for it. why kick something away from yew, just to waddle really fast and have to find it? oh, and then the big foots were falling down, and yelling, and whacking each other. ouchie!

waddle…waddle…waddle…

this is when i was watching the game in major action. what do yew see when yew look at the picture? BUTTS! a whole lotta butts. this is basically what i saw every time i looked at the big screen. they always had them in the air. must be part of the game.

i stopped watching after about 5 minutes, becwause i needed to waddle on with my life. so, now i can say that i have watched it, but i dunno if i’ll be watching it again, becwasue i have a short attention span. but, i think i could be the mascot next time.

what do yew things think of the super bowl? did you watch it? i liked the things between the game, some of ‘em were so funny. QOL!

~ nubber duckie