a duckie book with no nubber duckie
ohai there, how are yew today?
so, here is a bwog post bout something that bothered mah a bit, and i thought all yew guys should know bout it.
waddle…waddle…waddle…
okai, so i was reading (or having it read to mah, shhh) a birdy book becwause i like to know stuff, and get smarter than yewr average duckie. so, i thought it would be fun to read up on my own kind which is the rubber duckie kind. but, guess what? rubber ducks were no where to be found. so, i decided to flip through all the pages, and i still found nothing.
so, here is mah reading the duckie page, and yes i am posing for the picture, by the way.
do yew see the problem here? there is no duckie like me, as a matter of fact, the duckies it showed were all big and ugly. so, i would appreciate it if the writers of some duck/bird books would be oh-so kind as to put a little bit of nubber duckieness in their books. a duck book with no nubber duckie isn’t a duck book at all.
on a funny note, i was posing for my pictures like i always do… but this thing they call zoie had to barge in and be in the picture. she always has to get her way and be the center of attention, and she likes to eat me. im scared.
zoie thought: ‘cuse me? iz like a picture too peez.
~ nubber duckie
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