waddle… waddle… waddle.

herrow there, my name is nubber duckie. but you can call me nubberz if yew really want too. or maybe even mr. nubber duckie. mmkay?

encase yew didn’t know, i’m a rubber duckie! but not just any rubber duckie, i’m a rubber duckie who lives in las vegas. i’m actually the pet of a girl who has had me for allot of years, but i forget how many years, becwause i can’t count.

but anyway, i’ve been wanting mah own quacksite for so long now, and miss. big foot never gave me one. yes, i call her big food, becwause she has feet bigger than me, and i don’t even have feet.

i don’t know how to swim like most duckies, but i can float becwause i’m full of air. i like to take baths in the bathtub, where i used to take ones all the time. but, ‘course someone grew up and forgot about me again. so now i just try to stay clean and hope someone gives me baths with a paper towel. ahh well.

waddle… waddle… waddle.

part of my beak is got no more paint on it, but that’s okay. becwause miss. big foot likes to paint it back on with some stinking stuff once in awhile and it’s all back to good. i hope she doesn’t forget what color it’s supposed to be and i end up with a weird colored beak. QOL!

i like my picture taken allot, and so i will be posting pictures of myself, and so yew guys can see what kind of life i have.

people think i’m cute, and i am. so thx for reading mah bout me.

nubber duckie ~