Nubber Duckie

ohai there, how are yew today?

so, here is a bwog post bout something that bothered mah a bit, and i thought all yew guys should know bout it.

waddle…waddle…waddle…

okai, so i was reading (or having it read to mah, shhh) a birdy book becwause i like to know stuff, and get smarter than yewr average duckie. so, i thought it would be fun to read up on my own kind which is the rubber duckie kind. but, guess what? rubber ducks were no where to be found. so, i decided to flip through all the pages, and i still found nothing.

so, here is mah reading the duckie page, and yes i am posing for the picture, by the way.

do yew see the problem here? there is no duckie like me, as a matter of fact, the duckies it showed were all big and ugly. so, i would appreciate it if the writers of some duck/bird books would be oh-so kind as to put a little bit of nubber duckieness in their books. a duck book with no nubber duckie isn’t a duck book at all.

on a funny note, i was posing for my pictures like i always do… but this thing they call zoie had to barge in and be in the picture. she always has to get her way and be the center of attention, and she likes to eat me. im scared.

zoie thought: ‘cuse me? iz like a picture too peez.

~ nubber duckie

so, i was thinking lately of how i live in las vegas, nv. and did yew guys know that living in vegas, i live right by that place called area 51, where all the green weird-eyed, aliens come to hang out with their big UFO ship thingies? yah… I know.

now, we have a few big feets that live round here and they like to wear these things on their heads that are really shiny and when the sun shines on them they’re BLINDING. so, i decided to find out what those were… and guess what i found out? they’re big head covers so that the aliens cannot read their brain, and all their thoughts. and so basically, i knew exactly what i had to do… i had to make something like that too. i was going to make a full-bodied suit, but yah know? i don’t wanna be made fun of.

and so now, i think i’m going to wear THIS instead of mah NINJA DUCKIE costume. i’ll be the ALIENS CAN’T READ MAH MIND DUCKIE! and it’s not like yew can even see mah new hat, right? it’s almost invisible. and guess what? since i’m wearing it right now, they dunno that i’m talking about them, so they’re not going to come and take mah away to alien-ville.

not that they would be reading mah mind anyways………………………right?

what do yew guys think of mah new hat? would yew like one too? okai, here is how yew make one encase yew live here or are just afraid they will try and get yew anyways.

• get shiny metal stuff that looks like paper only it isn’t.
• put it on yewr head.
• make it look like a cone… like mine.

now if yew wear it everyday, yew might get funny looks, but that’s okai. yewr brain is not being read like theirs. so it’s all good.

~ nubber duckie

herrow all yew everyones. so, all i have heard lately is bout this thing called the super bowl. now, i’m not big on what is going on with hoomans, but i thought i would check it out since it’s only wonce a year. i had miss. big foot make me a nice little soft area for mah to sit to watch the game… this is the beginning of it, and so i was pretty excited.

miss. big foot and her older big foots are not fans of the super bowl, and so i was the only one paying any attention. but, that’s okai. i watched for a bit, and nothing cool happened. ‘sept these big footed people kicking this brown thing, and then waddling for it. why kick something away from yew, just to waddle really fast and have to find it? oh, and then the big foots were falling down, and yelling, and whacking each other. ouchie!

waddle…waddle…waddle…

this is when i was watching the game in major action. what do yew see when yew look at the picture? BUTTS! a whole lotta butts. this is basically what i saw every time i looked at the big screen. they always had them in the air. must be part of the game.

i stopped watching after about 5 minutes, becwause i needed to waddle on with my life. so, now i can say that i have watched it, but i dunno if i’ll be watching it again, becwasue i have a short attention span. but, i think i could be the mascot next time.

what do yew things think of the super bowl? did you watch it? i liked the things between the game, some of ‘em were so funny. QOL!

~ nubber duckie

today miss big food decided to make me a ninja duckie. i’ve always wanted to be one, but no one ever made the outfit for me. so finally after so long of having dreams of becoming the one and only NINJA DUCKIE, i finally get to be one.

miss big foot got some paper and colored on it with the same smelly stuff she used to paint mah beak. i’m really glad she doesn’t use the dark kind on mah face though. QOL! and then she just taped it to me, but because she couldn’t get it like she wanted it, she kept ripping the sticky stuff on and off, and i know she thinks i don’t feel things. but that was no so cool. but you know with being a NINJA DUCKIE you have to not cry when things like that are happening to you. so, finally she got some even more stick stuff and she put that on… i don’t want to know what that’s going to feel like.

waddle, waddle, waddle…

here is the first picture, i’m hiding in the bushes. i was spying on the other big foots, and not only that but i was posing too. but, yew don’t know that. k? i like this picture, it’s going to be mah new profile pic.

i really liked this spot for mah, it was a good spot to hide. and not only that but i never got to sit on the ground before.

and here is one where i’m hiding in the bird nest, waiting for other birds. but no one came to see me, i guess they were jealous of mah outfit. and i really liked sitting in there, but it was time for mah to move of and go check some other stuff out.

waddle, waddle, waddle…

so i saw a good place to hide, but it was near a cactus. and i saw what was sticking out of it, and i saw mah butt, and then i saw the two together. and so i runned away.

waddle, waddle, waddle…

this is mah again, watching out for the house, and all the buggies that live in this. one even came out to see mah, but i told him to go back inside so he did.

i might have some more NINJA DUCKIE pictures coming soon. and this is the first of mah props that i will start collecting. QOL!

what do yew think bout this? i’m going to go get some new pictures for a new post later on, becwasue this was mah first NINJA DUCKIE experience. i’m going to go find some better hiding places. becwause apparently miss big foot thought i was posing to much and not being a real ninja, but she clearly has no ides what she’s talking about.

~ nubber duckie aka NINJA DUCKIE

herrow there. this is mah new bwog that i’ve started, becwause i think i deserve one. i mean, everyone knows who i am and everyone wuvs mah. so, it only makes sense that i had a place where i could wamble about mah days and stuff. i will be pwosting pictures, and when i go on adventures, i will tell yew all bout it.

i just wanted to make this post for yew guys, so that yew would know what i was doing, and what i was up too.

stay tuned for new pwost that i will be making, and stuff.

K, thx!

~ nubber duckie